"Oh cool, you’re white? I’ve lived in a white people country. I’ve been there. Yeah, I just went to this white people restaurant the other day, maybe you’ve heard of it? Bennigans? I knew it was good white people food because there were lots of white people in there. You should check it out some time."

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I’m really smart

(via calloutqueen)

spat water on my desk

(via cocothinkshefancy)

See how ridiculous this sounds? Thank you to everyone who hasn’t said shit like this to me when they find out I’m Filipino (and nobody really asks me that “what I am” question I hate so much unless they’re going to follow with something akin to this fuckery). 

(via she-hulk-smash)

i can’t!!

(via super-eklectic1)

(via insomniagonewild)